Hello!

"A devil emoji? That's it. I'm speaking to a copyright lawyer today."

• About Me

Hey. THIS CARRD IS OUTDATED! (Some stuff still applies!!)
I'm Zach, but you can also call me Z or Lucifer. You can also call me Sam or Samael.
He/him or they/themOmnisexual, demipanromantic

• General

You heard that right, I'm Lucifer! Satan himself. The Lightbringer.
*Separate from Beelzebub

• Main Menu

Memories basically follow the show, but obviously, there's a lot more than just that.

• Start Over?

• About Me

• General

• Quotes

• Kin List!

• Memories

Start Over?: Start from the beginning

About Me: Simplified stuff about me

General: More about me

Quotes: Quotes that really stick with me (Feel free to skip, it's not important)

Kin List!: All of my kins with double tolerance. (Redirects to another carrd)

Memories: Memories as Lucifer

• Main Menu

My Quotes
"My first love was never Eve. It was you, Chloe. It always has been."
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"Well, I thought since I’ll never likely penetrate you, I’d commemorate the one time you penetrated me. So, uh, happy birthday, Detective."
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"Why are there holes in your dress?
Amenadiel: It's a robe.
"Oh, I apologize. Why are there holes in your dress?"
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Linda Martin: So... Oscar, huh? Tell me everything. (Oscar Wilde)
"Well... he was straight when I first met him."
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Chloe Decker: So… you don’t bite the heads off of children?

"No, of course not. I detest the little creatures. And I’d certainly never put one in my mouth."
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"Ah, hello again, small human."(throws Barbie doll on the floor) "Right, on you go, then. Go on, fetch away. Well, go on, then. Uh, is this too advanced for her?"
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"Oh. Don’t worry. This is a safe place." (Throws a tissue box at Pierce's chest.)
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(slight tw)
"There is something rotten inside of me. I find it near impossible to drown out the constant cacophony of voices whispering in my ear, telling me I am evil. I'm drowning, doctor! And I can't stop asking myself... why do I hate myself so much?"
(end tw)
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"What happened there, brother? Hit another bridge whilst flying?"
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Other's Quotes
Amenadiel: Eve. What are you doing here? Did you hurt Lucifer?
Eve: Only when he asked me nicely.
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Dan Espinoza: I don't like Lucifer... For starters, someone's been stealing my pudding. And I don't think it's a coincidence that it all started when he showed up.
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Ella: Wait a second. Where is Lucifer? ...He was decapitated??
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Mazikeen: In hell... torture via birth was a favorite. If half of what we did is accurate... your sex holes are never going back to normal.
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Abel: Do you know how many sheep I possess? Enough for two wives. Enough to feed our offspring and our offspring's offspring.

Known Kins

Highest:
Lucifer
Azazel
Asra (The Arcana)
Loki (MCU)
Peter Parker (MCU)
Morgan Stark (Male, MCU)
Crona (Soul Eater)
Link (LoZ, BOTW)

Secondary/other
Shiek (LoZ)
Death the Kid (Soul Eater)
M-21 (Noblesse)
Blue Pearl (SU)
Lapis (SU)
Issac (OC)
Echo (OC)

Unsure
Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians).
Someone from Warrior Cats
Someone from Chronicles of Nick (Acheron?)

Otherkin
Dragon
Elf
Demon/Angel
Some sort of big cat

Questioning (Need to look into)

Likely
Connor (DBH)
Kaoru Hitachiin (OHSHC)
Murtagh (Eragon)
Acheron (Chronicles of Nick)
Nico DiAngelo (PJO)
Four (Divergent)
Lumine (Lumine)
Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)
Vampire
Wolf
Fox

Possible
Stephen Strange (MCU)
Bucky Barnes (MCU)
Klaus (Umbrella Academy)
Diego (Umbrella Academy)
Vanya (Umbrella Academy)
Armin (AoT)
Levi (AoT)
Cinna (Hunger Games)
Fireheart (Warrior Cats)
Eragon (Eragon)
Thorn (Eragon)
Evan Walker (5th Wave)
Wales (Hetalia)
Percy Jackson (PJO)
Siren (Castle Swimmer)
Kyrian (Chronicles of Nick)
Saeran (MysMe)